Sonya: Uh… Rui? What’s happening here?
Rui: The World Cup starts today! I’m setting up our snack fortress!
Sonya: Okay, but… why the South Korea jersey and not the U.S. one?
Rui: Because I actually watch soccer. You all keep getting distracted by the other kind of football!!
Sonya: She’s impossible. And adorable.

